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American Pie (1999)
Avoid unless you love diarrhea jokes
Eugene Levy and Tara Reid turn in a fine performance, but it's wasted by the rest of the cast and the screenwriters. This is really an embarrassment. The one diarrhea joke is probably funny, if you're in to that sort of thing.
Abby's (2019)
Awesome
This is the best show ever. Every show should just be this. It even have the janitor from scrubs, who could ask for anything more?
The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (2019)
Why are we doing this?
We don't have to do this. The Bruce Willis jokes were okay, I guess
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
Bad ass
A little too cutesy with call backs and foreshadowing. But MEW rules. The twist toward the end isn't that surprising but the set up is good. John Goodman is great as a creepy kidnapping dad.
Incredibles 2 (2018)
No more
If they ever do a movie where jack jack is grown up it would ruin everything
The Break-Up (2006)
Could have been good
This could have been a great movie. The premise of two people who break up and both want to get back together, but are too proud to just communicate until it's too late, but also probably shouldn't be together, has a lot of potential. But instead we get Vince Vaughn, and we get this.
Christian Mingle (2014)
Insane movie
One of those movies where you can't help but wonder what the people who made it were thinking. Reads like a satire of christianity, but it's too on the nose. Paul is an absolute weenie. Chabert is delightful, and her character is the only one that seems at all human.