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Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015)
Would give it a 0 if I could
So I'm having a 47 bad shark movie marathon and 11 movies in this one pops up, so I turn it on and got an instant feel of dread.
I've seen a few wild eye releasing films and to say they make the worst films is the biggest understatement of the century.
The whole hour and 10 minutes I was contemplating jumping off the roof of the Burj Khalifa, if I wasn't 11 movies in I'd give up on this marathon.
So what is the "movie" about? Unlike the name this product of hell has nothing to do with Indiana Jones but it's about a megalodon that kills people on the most shallow parts of the beach and sometimes it can fly, that's about it, if I would go into the plot I'd have to make stuff up because this thing doesn't have one.
The acting is worse than what you'd expect from a crime like this
the effects are worse than birdemic
and as I said there's no plot.
I swear I genuinely hope that wild eye releasing goes bankrupt.
Paranormal Activity (2007)
Great movie that captures what actually happens
Now first of all I believe in ghosts, spirits and demons, I have personal experience with these things, and this movie captures everything to the shadows, things moving, weird sounds and lights turning on and off. Now that I have told you that this movie is a perfect documentary about these things I have to tell you why, it started about the year 2009 I was five years old and I had a nightmare, so I went out of my room and went through the hallway and stopped at the door of the bathroom, there was this shadow standing in the bathtub just staring at me, I was so scared that I couldn't move, I just stood there for the whole night. Now my second time I witnessed these things was in the year 2015 I was sleeping over at my grandfather's home when I see this shadow again, now the room I was staying in had the door open and through the door was the hallway and the kitchen in front of that, the shadow stood there by the stove and just staring at me, it looked human but had this bucket shaped head and a green light on its right eye, again I couldn't move. My third time witnessing the paranormal was last year at work, I was working after hours cleaning the store up when the work phone started to ring, I thought it was my boss telling me to do more than usual but the phone number was 10 and it was just static, and then my boss came after seeing this through video surveillance ( he believes in paranormal too ) and asks some questions and the static stopped and started. We continued to ask questions until the phone just hung up. All of these things happen in the movie and they might have all of these things happen to them.
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)
Great movie
I loved the first film so mutch so i whent to this instead of terminator dark fate. I tought that this film would be worse and got this beautifull oscar worthy peace of art. higly recomend even if you did'nt like the first. P.s. tallahassee is a great charecter cant wait for zombieland 3
Ghost Shark 2: Urban Jaws (2015)
Amazing
Great film with a ghost shark that kills peoble thrugh water
Crawl (2019)
Thrilling stupitity
This film scares you with 1 trees 2 hands 3 signs and 4 aligators
Stuber (2019)
Good film
Funny action pact and visualy astonising it kinda reminds me of keanu
The Dark Knight (2008)
The dark knigt my favorite batman movie
The dark knigt is great heath legers acting is perfect as the joker. Two face has a great intro and a great backstory. This revew needs spoilers. So what i love how it gives the reality of if heroes like batman were real. Peoble copying him and like harvey dent sead ether you die a hero or live long enough to see you're self becoming a villan. I also love how the joker is more sicopathic than joking all the time. But every good thing has a bad thing the thing is every movie from dc has been bad i am not saying that if you like dc more than marvel i dont respect you. Not saying that at all. But yeah every dc movies before this has'nt been that good actualy i dont like it at all. I almost did'nt see the movie.
A Quiet Place (2018)
my top 3 faw movie
This cougt me by surprise i didnt think id like it until my best friend did what we do we sit down and watch our fav movies and tv shows even thoug one of us dosent like it
so it was a great movie and i can feel the family love in that seen were the dad yels at the liseners ( i named them that ) and tells the kids that he loves them that seen made me cry becouse my friends mom died of canser and it hit him so hard that he didnt want to talk to anyone but me
Tremors (1990)
nr 5 on my fav movies
I watched it last year and loved it it kinda lost my patens at the rock seen but every movie has that moment were nothing is hapening but anyways the part were the main carecter of the series shoots it like 11 to 100 times is kinda good but drags on a little to long.
the sequels are kinda better in a way but i wont spoil them.
and one other thing GO WATCH IT NOW IF YOU ARE READING THIS AND HAVENT SEEN IT AND DONT CARE ABOUT SPOILERS GO NOW!!