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The Hyperions (2022)
6/10
Not really sure what I just saw
15 March 2022
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So like obviously the majority of us writing reviews are dw subscribers or the very least we are listeners, yet like the last few movies it has fallen short of the audiences liking. I'm happy to support dw but would rather they came out with 1 good movie in this time Frame rather than 3 mediocre ones. Having said that, this movie seemed 2 dimensional. I kept wondering if the cork thing actually even works or not the whole film and honestly, I still don't know. The actors seemed to do a good job for what they were given but what they were given seemed a tad confused. I feel like the did Ansel dirty too, poor guy finally gets to use his powers and it all happens off screen, arguably the most action intense scene occurs off camera. The dad seemed like a jerk and then in the unseen fight seen he gets injured by a piece of fallen rubble, and it's lime now he never did anything wrong, like you know, adopt kids and then just shoo them away with no reason or explanation for years. The teleportation animation for that one girl too was kinda cheasy. There was a few instances of the movie switching to some kind of space jams animation with real footage cross over thing and then it just stopped and never happened again.
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10/10
This is what a good female lead looks like
25 January 2022
Stop giving us these stupid captain marvels and give us more Sarah Connors, is it really that hard? I like the first terminator a bunch too but honestly I think this one out does it. Edward furlong does a great job.
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Ozark (2017–2022)
9/10
Can someone turn on a lamp or something
24 January 2022
I like this show, quite a bit, but often find they seem to be filming most scenes indoors in the dark with all the lights off or close to it. I keep thinking my TV turned off or the back light died. Other than that the story is good but if you struggle with dark images, and I mean that literally, or your TV doesn't do well with shadows you will struggle to see what's happening.
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9/10
Relatively good with a few minor (or major) plot holes
27 December 2021
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Over all this was a decent enough movie. Brought back some faces from the past but in an arguably original way. Didn't feel like a re hash of old ideas. There is how ever a few plot holes.

Mainly being ( S P O I L E R A L E R T) how at the end everyone forgets who peter parker is, including his gf and best friend. Don't they wonder who this guy named Peter is in their contacts list on their phone? All the calls and texts to this now forgotten man? They don't find it weird? Or how about the news reel footage of him being unmasked and named? No one pulled up and old clip of say, I don't know from like 3 days ago where they're shouting his name to the heaves and put it on every news paper? Did all the news paper disappear too? Or just the headline with his name? What took its place if so? Nothing, just a blank page? And the cherry on top at the end to me is how the heck did a 17 year old kid with no job get a 1 bedroom apartment in New York city on his own? He even says he's broke at one point in the movie lol, I guess old Tony with his trillions couldn't have spared him a cent in his will lol.

All and all I guess I'm just happy they didn't make it into some woke-topian hellscape with a trans Peter swinging around in a rainbow suit. Cus you know they probably wanted to.
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Forrest Gump (1994)
10/10
If you dont like forrest gump, I don't like you
23 September 2021
Honestly though. If you don't like this movie I feel bad for you, for you are a lost soul.
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1/10
For sure the worst movie to exist
4 September 2021
This is undoubtedly the worst movie to exist. Anyone defending it or saying it's good, well..... they must've escaped from mental institutions. This movie was so awful I wanted to throw up.
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Jeopardy! (1984– )
8/10
You never realize till its too late sometimes
23 August 2021
Never realized that Alex Trebek was the literal life force of this show. Now that's he's gone its just lost its kick, and currently everyone's too concerned about what skin color and sexual orientation the person who gets to read flash cards is. Who cares. How about just have siri or some other speech bot read them, then we can all be not represented equally.
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Candace (2021–2022)
2/10
I'm a dailywire fan
11 August 2021
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And I do not like this show. I found it not really to be my cup of tea and then tried a couple more episodes and gave up after candace started shrieking at some woman trying to cancel her live on the show moments after saying how bringing people on a show and canceling them before an audience is a dirty move to do.
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6/10
This show has turned to poo
8 August 2021
Who ever has been writing his jokes the last few seasons must be lost their sense of humor on a pack packing trip in Norway.
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9/10
Ben shapiro lays down the hard facts
8 August 2021
And Malcom Nance retreats into his own insanity to hide from the truth expelled by Ben.
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8/10
Holy nostalgia batman!
22 June 2021
I remember this movie when I was a kid, I mustve watched it over a dozen times at my grandmother's growing up. I'm going to have to rewatch this little gem. I just randomly remembered this movie today at work and now I'm going to have to go find it somewhere lol.
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Rick and Morty: Mort Dinner Rick Andre (2021)
Season 5, Episode 1
6/10
Dragon episode part deux
22 June 2021
I love this show but lately it seems like they've run out of ideas. This was just whack. The past season was hit or miss, especially the dragon episode which was a dumpster fire I couldn't bear to watch ever again. I think they still have some potential for great episodes, but some of this stuff seems like they come up with it the night before it airs and it's just rushed together without much thought.
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Eastbound & Down (2009–2013)
10/10
This show is my jam
14 May 2021
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Honestly, I don't care who you are, what your sense of humor is, this show is down right hilarious. It's so well written and the subtle jokes to the outright blatant ones always seem to fit what is going on naturally. Kenny is the biggest a-hole in existence but it makes you love him still somehow lol, and his inner struggles with his own ego and his family sets it aside from yet another strictly comedy program.
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Disturbia (2007)
7/10
I really wanted to give this an 8
20 April 2021
But... why does his name have to be Kale? Like you're writing a script, his name can be any thing, and you think "Kale!".
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1/10
I don't know what I just saw
27 March 2021
This movie is confusing as hell to someone not versed in DC universe. I'm so lost as to who is who and where anything and anyone are at most times.
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9/10
Critics are stupid and I don't respect them
15 January 2021
I'm not saying this movie is amazing. But it certainly is not a 13 out of 100 lol. Critics need to leave politics at the curb, otherwise find a new job.
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10/10
Dennise Richards.
6 December 2020
Dennise Richards. What the heck else do you need to know?
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8/10
I guess some people just love being a victim
5 December 2020
This film isn't about what critics seem to think its about. I guess there's certain people who would rather except a false victim status than to over come their obstacles and better their lives. We all have the power within to make good decisions to better our lives. Some just seem to prefer to avoid doing so while simultaneously stating they are oppressed by an invisible force.
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Woke (2020–2022)
1/10
Man this sucks
4 December 2020
Couldn't make it more than 20 minutes. This sucks big time.
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Game of Thrones: The Iron Throne (2019)
Season 8, Episode 6
1/10
Stop giving credit to cast and crew
15 April 2020
I see too many reviews saying the actors did their best and blah blah blah. I say no. They have common sense. They can see the mutilation of their own characters in the scripts. As far as in concerned they too had the moral responsiblity to make sure the story was good. Anyone with an IQ over 38 could see the dumpster fire that would ensue, refuse to be portrayed until they fix the broken mess. Seriously. They cant recast by this point, and if they did it would surely fail already from that alone. Therefore if the actors weren't such lazy turds and didn't accept the demise of their characters, we may have actually got a good season 8, even if it took an extra year. I still want D&D tarred and feathered in a public square for this. Anyone of them had the ability to stand up and say "No, this is garbage, no one will want to see this and theyll hate us forever. I'm not staring in this till its fixed."
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1/10
Wow, this sucked!
13 April 2020
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The first was nothing to brag about but I was able to watch it at least. The second one trys too hard. The whole get together in the restaruant scene was just pathetic, I was embarresed to be watching it lol. Spoiler alert: it sucks level 9 bum
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1/10
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villan
20 December 2019
They shouldve left the star wars timeline alone after ROTJ. This is just unwatchable in my opinion. It's like going to your favorite restaurant, ordering your favorite dish, and then instead they bring you a plate of garbage. And then for what ever reason, you're dumb enough to come back, and get 2 more plates of garbage. Well not me anymore, any future starwars film, small or large, is out for me. Unless Disney relinquishes their death grip on the franchise, star wars has gone the way of Harvey Dent.
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Game of Thrones: The Last of the Starks (2019)
Season 8, Episode 4
1/10
Screw it, bring on the hate, I'll take it, anyone giving more than 5 stars is just a fan boy grasping at straws
6 May 2019
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This show sucks now. 2 years, 15 million an episode and you guys left a coffee cup in the shot...... just lazy all around, no attempt at forming a plot at all. Just throw away all previous character development and do the usual bend over backwards to the pc crowd and give them what they ask for you see far too often now adays. All i can think of is harvey dents line "you either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain." I gues that's true not only for the characters but the show itself. Not many people seem capable of seeing this forrest for the trees, and trust me, they all have blight.
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8/10
Avengers: Contradictiongame
26 April 2019
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Personally I found it mediocre at best. Too many contradictions to count. So thors hammer DOES grant him the power of lightning? I know Odin tells thor that it doesn't give him those powers but only helps him channel them, so what, cap has had that ability the whole time but saved it or never knew till now? And what's with the whole changing the past doesnt change the future? How does anything they do then accomplish anything. And why does nebulas eye thing just conveniently decide to play the most incriminating thing possible, when it could play anything in reality. I'm glad at least that the 1 dimensional captain marvel was not present most of the film, that at least was a plus. And further more, why was tony seemingly un injured from the stones, yet died? Is he a god and we never knew? Half god quil was nearly turned to ash from just one in seconds, tony used them all. I just dont how they ended up deciding to go down some of these paths. It's like they never saw any of the past movies. And hulk?bruce? Beta Hulk? What ever he is, he managed to find a way to be more useless than in the last film. Seriously what did he even do other than the first fix snap? Why not let thor do it, I think he could take the power of it if he can handle the full force of a stars radiation in the vaccum of space. And then cap just stays in the past like an a hole and watched all this horrible stuff unfold? How did any of the events that led up to it happen then with out him? They never needed him at all? And if you cant change the past, then how does he stay and literally change the past by being in it? Too many self creating paradoxes that they basically tell you to screw yourself if you start asking "wait but why....?" All in all, I think what we experienced here is they peaked with infinity war, and cant make something as good. I mean cmon, thanos had the personality of a lobster in this film. It felt like we were dealing with an unknown enemy, yet we do know him.... and Gamora died in infinity war yet never comes back? Why? Because it was the soul stone thst she died for? Then arent you changing the past by removing that Gamora from the time line? And why is Thor like a broken sexual assault victim, hes the GOD of thunder for crying out loud. and why does Thanos' most impractical weapon ever, his double sided sword thing, just absolutely demolish cap's shield? Did Tony give him a fake lol? And we get to see Loki grab the tesseract and vanish, and we never see the follow up to that? What a loss of a good plot line, follow lokito find it and enlist his help against thanos. HOW DOESNT IT CHANGE ANYTHING?!?!?! Seriously it just seems like lazy writing on their end more than anything else. Like someone got half this plot and someone pointed out, hey changing the past changes the future you know, so they were like ahh crap that's right, well, just have beta hulk give some science nonsense spiel about it and that should clear things up. And if taking past gemora to the future to replace the one they lost works fine..... why doesnt anyone go grab the Tony from before he left to get the stones? If changing the past doesnt change the future, how does it stop him from sacrificing himself? Same goes for black widow. The final battle seen wasnt that great either, I like my fair share of female super heroes but just the whole girl squad assemble thing was a little too much, like they all conveniently ended up in the same place at the same time, cmon we all know you just wanted you PC plug, you guys are more creative than that, that was just desperate and laughable. I'm a big fan of marvel movies, and to be fair this one had the most to live up to, but I still feel like they didnt do it justice. Perhaps they shouldve taken more time between films. Oh well. If the spider man movie is no good as well, I think I'll be parting ways with marvel films.
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