All right, class; what have we learned about college, thanks to the Marx Brothers classic "Horse Feathers"? We've learned:
1) College professors (Groucho) can sing whenever they want to.
2) Speakeasy workers (Chico) can be football heroes.
3) Silent guys (Harpo) are darned good harp players.
4) A professor's son (Zeppo) can be just about the same age as his dad.
5) A woman (Todd) can be in love with four men at the same time.
6) The password is "swordfish".
Besides that, you can learn some hilarious jokes and running gags (especially concerning ice), how to thoroughly disrupt a college class, earn a jackpot from a pay phone, play football with almost no adheration to the rules and how to take the low road to higher education, laughing all the way.
Kids, forget college. Just watch "Horse Feathers": that's all you need to learn in life. Look what it did for me!
Ten stars and a "college seal" for the movie that makes the best combined use of The Marx Brothers, college, football and one-liners than any other movie ever made! Guaranteed!
SWORDFISH!
1) College professors (Groucho) can sing whenever they want to.
2) Speakeasy workers (Chico) can be football heroes.
3) Silent guys (Harpo) are darned good harp players.
4) A professor's son (Zeppo) can be just about the same age as his dad.
5) A woman (Todd) can be in love with four men at the same time.
6) The password is "swordfish".
Besides that, you can learn some hilarious jokes and running gags (especially concerning ice), how to thoroughly disrupt a college class, earn a jackpot from a pay phone, play football with almost no adheration to the rules and how to take the low road to higher education, laughing all the way.
Kids, forget college. Just watch "Horse Feathers": that's all you need to learn in life. Look what it did for me!
Ten stars and a "college seal" for the movie that makes the best combined use of The Marx Brothers, college, football and one-liners than any other movie ever made! Guaranteed!
SWORDFISH!