3/10
Incredibly Dull World
4 May 2004
Warning: Spoilers
Don't get me wrong, I love bad flicks, But only if they are entertaining. This is a bad movie for sure, but makes the mistake of not only being bad, but also dull,dull,dull. The movie starts off with like 5 minutes of ocean documentary footage. This isn't stock footage pretending to be something in the flick...no sirree, they just happen to be watching a documentary is all and you get to watch too!!! Incredible you might say? Listen up, there's more! You will be amazed as the crew of a permanently submerged diving bell (rope broke) takes what seems like a quarter of the movie to reach a series of air filled caverns. Now this in itself wouldn't be so bad if something happened to them on this little trip... nothing does, they just swim....and swim.....and swim..... and then *gasp* they swim back to get their stuff.

John Carradine as usual is a peach, but he's really not in the movie too much. (Lucky him) Still, this might be worth a watch if you're a fan.

I will admit I laughed out loud when the crew encountered a "giant" lizard. There was this burst of dramatic music, the ladies *gasp* and then we see it!!! The GIANT lizard!! AAAAAAA!! I couldn't tell for sure but it might have been a stuffed lizard, it sure didn't move much. That was about it. Oh yeah they meet up with some kill-crazy dude with a fake beard down in those caverns, WOOHOO!!! The best thing in this movie was probably when they walked past a rock, nothing really happened, it was just a nice looking rock. Actually I take that back, the best thing about this movie was the running time. It's mercifully short. I'd imagine it would be a good flick to put on if you were having trouble sleeping though. You'll be out 10 minutes into this yawner.
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