I'll give Mikels credit for one thing; when scantily-clad girls dance titillatingly, he knows where to place the camera to, er, "exploit" the situation. Otherwise, films don't get much schlockier or duller than this. Nobody can act, the story makes no sense and the "special effects" are either laughable or (more often) kept offscreen! A truly unwatchable film. Rating: Subzero.