Review of The Return

The Return (1980)
Enuf to make a grown man cry! (Beware spoilers.)
16 May 2002
Warning: Spoilers
So much potential! A multi-star cast including Cybill Shepherd, Jan-Michael Vincent, Raymond Burr, Neville Brand, Martin Landau & Vincent Schiavelli! A dyn-o-mite premise: alien visitation, cattle mutilation all mixed in with car-chases, gun-play, a love story, mean folk, weird goings on and special-effects to boot.

From these great expectations, things go rapidly down-hill.

The lighting is mostly abysmally dark and very unprofessional. The script might be a good first effort for a jock middle-schooler taking a dreaded English-course requirement. The special effects sucked. Whoever edited the film seems to have repeatedly cut to new footage whenever he got bored. Those responsible should be ashamed of themselves - and probably were, since "The Return" was aka "Alien's Return" & "Earthright".

Which leaves the question as to why such a seasoned cast would embarrass themselves with such a flawed production. The only reason I can think of is - blackmail.

Now THAT would make an interesting film...

~ Rankin!
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