YES! From hell and back, not even the prince of darkness can stand the evil film MADE BY ACTUAL (hideous) PEOPLE! That's right, this movie did not come from hell (though it feels like it), but from stupid people "film makers". In our anti-God movie, the ciggarette smoking man from the X-Files, now a security guard, finds a bunch of evil alien "Hobgoblins", who kill people by projecting their fantasies. Why the hobgoblins kill, or why the old security guy never just blew them up, God alone knows.
And it is by God's grace that some of us survive the rest of the movie. A wussy assistant security guard, his slut friend, her "army" boyfriend, a Pee-Wee Herman in high school geek, and the "Main Character"'s whiny girlfriend, who will only like him if he can beat people up with yard tools and harass women as well as the president.
When "main character" lets said Hobgoblins loose, and Smoking Man sends him after them, they find Main Character's friends and almost kill them (unfortunately). After some sexual "jokes" that feel like hydrochloric acid on your groin, stupid actors chase Hobbies into "Club Scum", where Main Character's girlfriend has become a slut, and discovers that the only way to get men to like you is to be a slut.
From there, the stuff (not plot, stuff) goes downhill, runs over several pedestrians (the viewers), and crashes through three playgrounds and hits five puppies and finally hits a tree, which is the begginging of the movie.
Them some more stuff happens. The (thankful) End.
By the way, let us all give pity on MST3K writers for having to view this movie 8 or 9 times to make an episode out of it for our pleasure. We salute them!
And it is by God's grace that some of us survive the rest of the movie. A wussy assistant security guard, his slut friend, her "army" boyfriend, a Pee-Wee Herman in high school geek, and the "Main Character"'s whiny girlfriend, who will only like him if he can beat people up with yard tools and harass women as well as the president.
When "main character" lets said Hobgoblins loose, and Smoking Man sends him after them, they find Main Character's friends and almost kill them (unfortunately). After some sexual "jokes" that feel like hydrochloric acid on your groin, stupid actors chase Hobbies into "Club Scum", where Main Character's girlfriend has become a slut, and discovers that the only way to get men to like you is to be a slut.
From there, the stuff (not plot, stuff) goes downhill, runs over several pedestrians (the viewers), and crashes through three playgrounds and hits five puppies and finally hits a tree, which is the begginging of the movie.
Them some more stuff happens. The (thankful) End.
By the way, let us all give pity on MST3K writers for having to view this movie 8 or 9 times to make an episode out of it for our pleasure. We salute them!