If you want to know the general theme of this movie, here ya go: 'Everything bad about '80s movies rolled into one bad movie.' The horrid acting, the mind-numbing music, the materialistic characters, the poor, cheap effects, the stupid fashions. I was born in 1985, but I have no real memories of the '80s. I guess my brain was trying to shield me from all the horror. Well, the '80s finally caught up with me, and have succeeded in doing irreparable damage. MST3K could not, even through all its efforts, provide adequate shielding.
I think I'll go now and have some sleeping pills with a Vodka chaser.
I think I'll go now and have some sleeping pills with a Vodka chaser.