Too bad the voting scale starts at "one." This might be the worst movie I've ever seen -- worse than "Sgt. Pepper," worse than "Xanadu," even worse than "The Beastmaster." Like "Beastmaster," the best part of "Boxing Helena" is a scene of merely prurient interest -- namely, the sex scene with the girl-at-the-panties-counter-in-"Christmas Vacation," Nicolette Scorsese (no relation, apparently, to Marty). Exceedingly pretty girls, naked, are almost reason enough to give a movie a "one." The limitations of this voting system are the other reason this earns any vote from me. C'mon -- "It was all a dream"-endings went out with seventh-grade Creative Writing! Does anyone know if the original novel ended this same way?
Review of Boxing Helena
