Whew, this is ultimately in the top two of my all time most feared and wretched films. I can't say whether it's #1 or #2 until Joel Schumacher decided to Batman 5 or not. On to the film at hand: When I find my self saying, as I walk out of the theater, "Gee, not even cameo appearances by Alan Arkin, Ozzy Osbourne and the minimalist punk-metal group Helmet made that movie watchable at all!", I feel the cold hand of evil around my heart. This movie could have been something if it had had a script... or sets, or even a clear sense of plot, but it didn't, so it wasn't. Rating: Manure (no stars)
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