Review of Future War

Future War (1997 Video)
1/10
Because nothing says action like dinosaur puppets and guys throwing cardboard boxes around
8 August 2004
Warning: Spoilers
Possible spoilers ahead. You've been warned. As has been said, this isn't in the future and and a total of like ten guys doesn't equal a war. Instead some slave escapes from a ship of time traveling cyborgs and evil cyborgs and dinosaurs are sent to get him back. Numerous questions arise. Is this one escaped slave really worth all the trouble? If he's a slave, how does he know martial arts? What kind of wimpy t-rex gets killed by one punch? And what the heck does the title mean? I already talked about one way it's inaccurate, but it's not like they're fighting a war for the future to get rid of the time-traveling cyborgs either. They fight just to stay alive in the present. And the action IS. SO. STUPID. They spent a whole five minutes of two dimwits running around in a maze of cardboard boxes like that's what excitement really means. This movie is exactly where it belongs. It's confusing, dumb, and boring, and if the action that's still in the final version is any indication, having more wouldn't make this any better.

1/10
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