Why the hell would anyone make a movie like this? Don't they have any pride left in their puny little damaged-by-Holywood bodies?
A movie starring William Hurt and Robert Pastorelli, the two most boring actors in America who can't utter one single line without it sounding like they have a migraine. Then use a "hip" actor, like John Travolta who everyone thought was the coolest guy on earth after "Pulp Fiction". I did too, but after this movie I have lost all respect for him. Throw in a good looking woman, of the "old-fashioned girl kind". We don't want any slutty 90's women, no, use Andie McDowell, America's moral majority's own little chastity persona. And finally, throw in a cute little dog for good measure, and there you have it. A sentimental, moral, pathetic, ridiculous, silly, stupid, inane, infantile, boring, unbelievable, crappy, pseudo-sad piece of elk poo.
Oh wow, angel who curses, drinks and has sex! How daring! How brave! How controversial! Kiss my ass!
A movie starring William Hurt and Robert Pastorelli, the two most boring actors in America who can't utter one single line without it sounding like they have a migraine. Then use a "hip" actor, like John Travolta who everyone thought was the coolest guy on earth after "Pulp Fiction". I did too, but after this movie I have lost all respect for him. Throw in a good looking woman, of the "old-fashioned girl kind". We don't want any slutty 90's women, no, use Andie McDowell, America's moral majority's own little chastity persona. And finally, throw in a cute little dog for good measure, and there you have it. A sentimental, moral, pathetic, ridiculous, silly, stupid, inane, infantile, boring, unbelievable, crappy, pseudo-sad piece of elk poo.
Oh wow, angel who curses, drinks and has sex! How daring! How brave! How controversial! Kiss my ass!