In Anaconda, you're forced to sit through an hour and a half of awful acting by 'Ice Cube' and Jennifer Lopez, a snake hunter with such a fake accent you can't understand him, and unintelligently laced together boat footage. This movie, well, is perfectly awful. A total waste. It crashed and burned and fell to Earth in a ball of flaming wreckage. I think it cost around 20 bucks to make. The snake is as fake as the apes in Congo, and throughout its big onscreen appearances, makes really strange (and very unsnakelike!) noises, which is distracting, cheap, and fake.
