Review of Dogma

Dogma (1999)
1/10
The most god-awful concoction ever.
27 June 2001
Worse than listening to an organ grinder's monkey for over two hours.

Don't say you weren't warned. Do not get this movie. Don't accept it as a free rental. Don't watch it at a friend's house.

Every goofy bit of god-talk and obnoxious sybolism that could be stuffed into a worthless plot design made it into this one. Complete with a fat-assed angel in a tutu to save the day, even the blood stains and dry cleaning were handled by this phony, miserable accomodation to religious myth and bible thumping fairy tales.

Not a single good moment here. So bad it will melt the plastic Jesus on your dashboard. Must I really give it one star? :-(
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