"Michael, baby, it's your agent. I've got a script for you to read. I think it's right up your alley."
"What is it?"
"A sleazy little boobs-and-gore exploitation thing called *Sacrifice*. You know the kind of thing; total garbage. Probably go direct-to-video, maybe cable TV first."
"Why would I want to do something like that? I've worked with Ben Kingsley, for God's sake! And Tarantino!"
"Look, Mike, any day now, people are going to realize that you can't act. Take what you can get now, while someone still wants you."
[Long pause.]
"OK, I'll take it."
"What is it?"
"A sleazy little boobs-and-gore exploitation thing called *Sacrifice*. You know the kind of thing; total garbage. Probably go direct-to-video, maybe cable TV first."
"Why would I want to do something like that? I've worked with Ben Kingsley, for God's sake! And Tarantino!"
"Look, Mike, any day now, people are going to realize that you can't act. Take what you can get now, while someone still wants you."
[Long pause.]
"OK, I'll take it."