Review of Scary Movie

Scary Movie (2000)
I Came, I Saw, I Retched
27 August 2000
Wow, What was that???? Did I really see what I thought I saw? I have seen gems like "The Hot Pearl Snatch" and "Plan 9 from Outer Space" but this... Oh! Boy! I was overjoyed to see the closing credits roll !!! Many of my theater mates left after only 10 or 15 minutes (to demand their money back, no doubt!)

What did I like about this movie? Nothing! For the first time EVER I can sadly state that not ONE joke worked, not ONE filthy, perverted scene made me even crack a ghost of a smile!

My daughter, 11, came with me and was so bored that she entertained herself by blowing bubbles in the soda pop cup! This slurping sound seemed to be far more enjoyable then the stupid dialog on the screen!

Don't wait for the video.. Don't rent the Video.. Don't watch this turkey on T.V. (F.C.C please help!) and most of all... DON'T MAKE A SEQUEL, PLEASE !!!!!!

-1(minus one) star out of 5 (-*)
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