Where to begin. How about the CIA hero who's has at least 3 opportunities to stop the bad guy...but is afraid to. No hero here. Or the fact the efx (which are horrible) can't decide how big the Octopus is. Sometimes it's bigger than a submarine...then a cruise ship. Then, it's 3 times the size of a cruise ship. Make up your mind! Next, we hear a lot about there's an octopus attacking us BUT WE NEVER SEE IT (which is a blessing). Rivaled only by Octopus II for 'cheese'. Couldn't even have fun laughing at it.