Clearly, I didn't like this movie. It was entertaining in the way that watching an infomercial is entertaining. What's the word I'm looking for? Uh... NOT?
The fight scenes are so corny it hurts. I used to think that the old Japanese martial arts films were bad, but this one set a new level of bad. Swords flashing, people jumping around, the hero dancing on the floor, on barrels, on the walls, on the ceiling?
Okay, enough with the special effects (they're anything but special). The acting is the saving grace of the movie, right?
Nope! That stinks too! Watching people act this badly and getting paid for it makes me think I should have gone into acting. I'm sure I could have been just as bad!
The fight scenes are so corny it hurts. I used to think that the old Japanese martial arts films were bad, but this one set a new level of bad. Swords flashing, people jumping around, the hero dancing on the floor, on barrels, on the walls, on the ceiling?
Okay, enough with the special effects (they're anything but special). The acting is the saving grace of the movie, right?
Nope! That stinks too! Watching people act this badly and getting paid for it makes me think I should have gone into acting. I'm sure I could have been just as bad!