13th Child (2002)
1/10
Putrid.
2 January 2004
Warning: Spoilers
One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Poor Robert Guillaume. Whose sister did he anger to end up in this stinker? This was AWFUL! I should have known, when I saw Christopher Atkins listed in the credits. Remember him? Richard from the Blue Lagoon with Brooke Shields all those years ago?

This was so slow, boring, uneventful, and just plain ignorant. The story was nonexistent and the execution was worse.

They took something with potential like The Jersey Devil and did ... nothing with it. They could have done so much more with this. The cinematography makes you want to hurl, the dialog belongs in a ... no. This dialog belongs nowhere. It was demeaning to the audience to have to listen to it. And the acting. There are no words.

This was pure emotionless, uninspired drivel, from the script to the delivery. I can not express how bad this movie was. The words fail me, so I will allow the rating to do it for me.

It rates a 0.0/10 from...

the Fiend :.
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