OK. Here's the thing...
I made the colossal mistake of renting Boat Trip. Well, my wife got it, but we're not here to lay blame. I come not to praise, but to bury this rancid, steaming pile of dreck.
Nothing, and I mean nothing, can make this unholy, homophobic mess into anything remotely watchable. You know its a bad film when not even the outtakes are funny.Somewhere there is a film executive that for some reason known only to his alien masters, is hell-bent on casting Cuba Gooding Jr as a comedy star.
Maybe they were looking for a little of that "Snow Dogs" magic to rub off.
Although a magnificent dramatic actor, he has all the subtlety of Eddie "Rochester" Anderson. He rolls his eyes, screams like a woman, and plays drunk like a five-year-old showing how daddy behaved at Aunt Lurleen's wedding.
Boat Trip was so bad that I was completely surprised that Adam Sandler wasn't in it.
Anyone know how to get this smell out of my sofa?
I made the colossal mistake of renting Boat Trip. Well, my wife got it, but we're not here to lay blame. I come not to praise, but to bury this rancid, steaming pile of dreck.
Nothing, and I mean nothing, can make this unholy, homophobic mess into anything remotely watchable. You know its a bad film when not even the outtakes are funny.Somewhere there is a film executive that for some reason known only to his alien masters, is hell-bent on casting Cuba Gooding Jr as a comedy star.
Maybe they were looking for a little of that "Snow Dogs" magic to rub off.
Although a magnificent dramatic actor, he has all the subtlety of Eddie "Rochester" Anderson. He rolls his eyes, screams like a woman, and plays drunk like a five-year-old showing how daddy behaved at Aunt Lurleen's wedding.
Boat Trip was so bad that I was completely surprised that Adam Sandler wasn't in it.
Anyone know how to get this smell out of my sofa?