(MAY CONTAIN A SPOILER OR TWO BUT THEN THE WHOLE MOVIE IS A SPOILER)
I remember when this movie first came into theatres and I was so pumped to go see it. Unfortunately I didn't get a chance to go to the cinema and I am glad I didn't waste my $15 to $20 on going to see this film. Here you have Vin Diesel (The Fast and The Furious) playing some kind of athlete that is recruited for some job or so, whatever it is. The trailer looked a lot better to watch than this film itself. What the hell went wrong in this film?! It was so dumb and stupid, the plot I'm referring to. One minute you're sitting there watching XXX about to punch or blow some other guy's lights out and then, wham! It's all a test. The movie was just not what I expected. Vin Diesel, no doubt, I think he's a really talented actor with a super hot body. He was better in "The Fast and The Furious". By far. Vin Diesel could have done so much better than to sign on to do this crappy movie. They should have put somebody with no talent to play XXX, not try to ruin Vin Diesel. This movie could have been a lot better but like I said before, it was the biggest disappointment I've ever seen from Vin Diesel. He could have been in a much better action film. He even got $10,000,000 or so I heard for this pile of bullcrap, huh, his gain. I would love to know who came up with such a shallow and flat story and then to have Rob Cohen direct it, someone is trying to ruin his film directing career too. Asia Argento, she was good. I liked her character (Yelena). I like the way she kept Xander Cage waiting and wanting more of her, that's the way to do it. Half way through this movie, all I could say is, "But wait, this is the pile of s**t my friend told me was so good that I'd go see it again and again?". Whoo, somebody wasn't watching the movie. I hear that they are going to make a sequel, due out in 2005, I hope to God, the sequel will be better because most of the time, the first movie is usually better but sometimes the sequel just delivers (X2-X men United, The Matrix Reloaded). I don't think I could ever watch this movie again. Half the time I was watching it, ugh!!!, gosh!! This movie reeked of smelly diapers full of crap. This movie was so stupid that even a baby would cry while looking at it! This was the worst movie of 2002 and it deserves a 0000000.1 out of 100! DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY ON RENTING OR BUYING THIS STUPID MOVIE ON VHS OR DVD!
I remember when this movie first came into theatres and I was so pumped to go see it. Unfortunately I didn't get a chance to go to the cinema and I am glad I didn't waste my $15 to $20 on going to see this film. Here you have Vin Diesel (The Fast and The Furious) playing some kind of athlete that is recruited for some job or so, whatever it is. The trailer looked a lot better to watch than this film itself. What the hell went wrong in this film?! It was so dumb and stupid, the plot I'm referring to. One minute you're sitting there watching XXX about to punch or blow some other guy's lights out and then, wham! It's all a test. The movie was just not what I expected. Vin Diesel, no doubt, I think he's a really talented actor with a super hot body. He was better in "The Fast and The Furious". By far. Vin Diesel could have done so much better than to sign on to do this crappy movie. They should have put somebody with no talent to play XXX, not try to ruin Vin Diesel. This movie could have been a lot better but like I said before, it was the biggest disappointment I've ever seen from Vin Diesel. He could have been in a much better action film. He even got $10,000,000 or so I heard for this pile of bullcrap, huh, his gain. I would love to know who came up with such a shallow and flat story and then to have Rob Cohen direct it, someone is trying to ruin his film directing career too. Asia Argento, she was good. I liked her character (Yelena). I like the way she kept Xander Cage waiting and wanting more of her, that's the way to do it. Half way through this movie, all I could say is, "But wait, this is the pile of s**t my friend told me was so good that I'd go see it again and again?". Whoo, somebody wasn't watching the movie. I hear that they are going to make a sequel, due out in 2005, I hope to God, the sequel will be better because most of the time, the first movie is usually better but sometimes the sequel just delivers (X2-X men United, The Matrix Reloaded). I don't think I could ever watch this movie again. Half the time I was watching it, ugh!!!, gosh!! This movie reeked of smelly diapers full of crap. This movie was so stupid that even a baby would cry while looking at it! This was the worst movie of 2002 and it deserves a 0000000.1 out of 100! DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY ON RENTING OR BUYING THIS STUPID MOVIE ON VHS OR DVD!