A Painted House (2003 TV Movie)
3/10
Has the writer ever visited the South?
12 September 2004
I really have to wonder if the man who wrote this had ever been to the South-- not Grisham, but the script writer who adapted it for the screen. Just because we have an accent doesn't mean we're ignorant. We don't say "boy" at the end of every sentence and never in my life have I heard anyone say "Where the

Pete's sake did you find her?" "Pete's sake" is reserved for exclamatory remarks such as "Well, for Pete's sake." "Where the sam hill" would have worked better or "where on earth."

My guess is also, judging by the fake accents (almost on par with the hideous attempt Nicole Kidman makes in Cold Mountain, but not quite that bad) that

some of the actors have never visited the South either, which would be why they didn't catch the constrained dialogue.

This movie is basically a non-Southerner's attempt to make a Southern movie.

As far as that goes, spend your two hours watching O Brother Where Art Thou or Steel Magnolias instead--excellent Southern films done by strangers. But don't watch this movie looking for the South, because other than the grandma

passing out ice tea served on a tray, you won't see it.
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