Collateral (2004)
5/10
Collateral, not all that great
8 August 2004
Warning: Spoilers
Hello! i was reading all the good REVIEWS, posted for Collateral and ** SPOILERS LATER ON**started to get a bit annoyed, i feel like IMDb is only choosing the good ones and throwing out the "bad reviews, but anyways the film starts off slow with corny Unnecessary dialogue, The movie is slow moving and NO Over head shots don't make a movie good, just cause hes Micheal MAnn doesn't mean you need to make him feel better, he did what any other Director would've done, Tom tries to play the BAD GUY to no avail, and Jamie Fox's character, who i can't even recall his name anymore started to remind me of that dude Screech from saved by the bell, he was a nerd and on top of that couldn't act, BUT WAIT! IT GETS BETTER! Cruise begins to talk about Mr. JamiE foxes problems and personal life, OH NO WAIT! it gets better! JAMIE FOX! and CRUISE go and visit Fox's MOTHER WHO IS IN THE HOSPITAL!!!!!! to say hello to her! What a nice guy cruise is, not my type of hit-man, THen Mr cruise takes so much crap from Fox and Doesn't even do anything to him, what happened to being a cold blooded hit-man? oh wait sorry assassin, << said it in the movie description, BUt after long thought i figured it out, CRuise's Character Vincent, was really gay, and he liked Jamie fox and wanted to hook up with him, AND AFTER! he learned that Pynket SMith, and him exchanged #s he went on a rampage, he wanted to get rid of her, before she stole Jamie away from him forever and ever, Jamie though not admitting to his homosexuality, went from Dud to STud within seconds, and was able to ********* SPOILERS*** destroy Vincent, who allowed him to do so cause he truly loved him, YEA Collateral, not all that great, but nowadays what is? you should check it out once, no more ACTION IS GOOD, and i mean damn good, but not enough of it, IF you want to enjoy this movie, don't take it seriously, cause you'll just get a headache just go with the flow and be like, fine, thats cool, BUT DO NOT FEAR MOVIE COMMUNITY, I AM ATTENDING THE NYFA THIS YEAR, and WILL MAKE GREAT MOVIES WHEN I GROW A BIT OLDER, Now wouldn't it be cool if CRUISE SURvived and started killing all the bad dudes in La and NY? starting with that cuban dude who said something about santa clause? OH YEA! HE tried to Explain something by using SANTA CLAUSE AS A SIMILARITY! COOL MOVIE HUH! yea So Cruise really didn't die in the train, he comes back and he starts taking out all those bad guys! with A lot MORE ACTION, AND CRAZY SICK STORY, NOT CHEESY TALK, Micheal MANN! MY AIM NAME IS GRKMAGAS85! CONTACT ME FOR A INSANE SCRIPT! Hit-man 2! OWNAGE!
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