Dark Heaven (2002)
1/10
From bad, to worse, to TURN IT OFF PLEASE!!!
4 August 2004
Warning: Spoilers
By the time I realized it wasn't going to get any better, I was too far into the movie to back out. Although I wish I had... It was pure torture. If this review saves others from watching this horrible movie, then maybe I haven't wasted my time after all.

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This guy (Gabriel), goes through his personal apocalypse in his mind after having shot himself. Turns out his wife died (she was pregnant, surprise surprise) and he went crazy and became obsessed with Revelations from the Bible. Stuff happens with angels, at the end you see him die in the hospital, where he was all along.

The movie doesn't even try to hide the fact that he shot himself, so you figure it out within the first half hour. You're hoping that they're going to take the story to an unexpected twist, but it never comes.

What else? The 'angel' costumes, the lighting, the so-called 'visual effects', p*ss poor acting, the whole script even, not one thing decent in the entire movie was worth it. This movie couldn't even have been good with a bigger budget. Even the sound was out of sync with the actors' lips for f&%$'s sake!!

No, no, no, no, NO! Do not, under any circumstance, waste your time on this pitiful excuse for a movie. Seriously, it belongs on the "Outer Limits"s reject pile.
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