Dark Heaven (2002)
1/10
Dork Heaven
3 November 2004
This is the second worst wanna-be Jacob's Ladder movie I've ever seen, the worst being "13 Seconds". It went through so many obvious plot contrivances that I knew how it was going to end when I was only twenty minutes in - and then I had to sit through another 70 minutes. It's unfortunate that the movie had a muddled script and a bad story because the cinematography was pretty good, and the first few minutes of the movie show promise. I just wish that I knew why everyone is suddenly making these third-rate "I'm dead but I don't know it" movies. It's becoming a whole sub-genre of thriller movies now. It's probably some kind of M. Night Shyamalan backlash. Two stars for you.
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