Alexander (2004)
3/10
If I were Oliver, I would have rather shot a gay porn movie instead
22 January 2005
Despite everybody's bad impression, I've decided to bite the bullet and give it a shot. I bought a glass of beer and a bag of popcorn, just in case I would get too bored, to have something to do. The movie begins... And after three hours, it ended.

What did I notice in between:

  • a shrew, Angelina Jolie (brilliant acting, I hated her character so much, that I couldn't even enjoy the beauty of the actress behind the character).


  • a weak bisexual king, Colin Farrel (didn't like his acting, didn't like the character)


  • meaningless cinematography


  • too much Vangelis (despite the fact that I am fan of his music, what's too much, is too much)


  • many pathetic dialogs


The bottom line: a movie made for the sake of being made, without a message (or if it had one, it did not get to me).

I do not recommend it to anybody.
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