...because I have absolutely no knowledge of how to make a movie. So, yes, I would make a mess like this one. But it would be OK, because I would then show it to my friends, drink a few beers, then we all would laugh our asses off at the absurdity. Then, when the movie is over (or maybe a few minutes before that), we would take it and burn it to a crisp so no one else would see it and make fun at me. Why the "director" of this.... thing didn't do just that. It would have saved my brain cells... it was a massacre... aaaaaaarrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... - Not worthy of 10 lines -
Review of House of the Dead
