If there were a MasterCard commercial about Future War, it would go a little something like this...
-Toy dinosaurs: 5$
-Plaid shirts from the K-Mart bargain bin: 23$
-Many, many cardboard boxes: The producer's uncle manages a box factory, so they could use it free for a few hours.
-"Cyborg" costumes rented from Larry's Costurama: 49$
-Gallon of red paint used as blood: 10$.
-The money it cost to send the director to film school: Not applicable.
-Watching Mike Neslon, Crow and Tom Servo rip this movie apart: priceless.
There are movies in life that money can buy. For everything else, there's Mystery Sceince Theater 3000.
-Toy dinosaurs: 5$
-Plaid shirts from the K-Mart bargain bin: 23$
-Many, many cardboard boxes: The producer's uncle manages a box factory, so they could use it free for a few hours.
-"Cyborg" costumes rented from Larry's Costurama: 49$
-Gallon of red paint used as blood: 10$.
-The money it cost to send the director to film school: Not applicable.
-Watching Mike Neslon, Crow and Tom Servo rip this movie apart: priceless.
There are movies in life that money can buy. For everything else, there's Mystery Sceince Theater 3000.