This is the worst movie I've ever seen. I'm having trouble identifying the worst part of the movie, so I guess I'd just go in random order: The quality of the film itself is exceedingly low. I've seen a lot of rapsploitation movies, but usually there's some move toward making them visually palatable. Shottas makes no pretense in that direction. No one in this movie can act. The sex scenes are awful. Totally unsexy. Weird angles. Obvious musical choices. The patois is pretty clear in most places, but the few time it would have been nice to read the subtitles, they weren't clear (up against the wrong color on the screen). And the subtitles skipped whole blocks of text. I could go on, but I'm at work. Seriously, though. If you have to choose between watching this movie, or shoving dull pencils through your eye sockets, grab the pencils.
Review of Shottas
