1/10
Beware the title!
4 October 2005
This is about the worst film ever made, with the possible exception of Megaforce.

SPOILER: There's no Metalstorm, and Jared-Syn lives!!!!

It was originally shown in 3D at theaters, the quality of which gave one headaches for hours afterward.

Two questions come to mind w/r/t to the title:

One, where in the h*ll is this so-called frickin' metalstorm?

Two, when is Jared Syn's "destruction" when he escapes at the very end of the stinking film?

Definite MST3K fodder, if MST3K had lasted long enough to work it's way down to this egregious infliction of deep hurting.
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