1/10
The worst movie i have EVER seen!
12 November 2005
Warning: Spoilers
This abomination strapped to a piece of film has to be the greatest waste of time and money in the history of man. Let's start at the beginning. 50 gets shot, a lot(big surprise). We don't know 50's character so why would anybody care. The rest of the movie straps you down and drags you through an eternity of boredom. It was so slowwww! The acting will either make you gouge out your eyes or shove a sharp object in one ear and out the other(I left early to prevent such an occurrence). Worse yet, 50 is the narrator, and let's just say he's no Morgan Freeman. The plot will go from bad, to worse, to a steaming pile. The writer of this movie should go back to school and learn how to make a decent movie. The childhood scenes shouldn't have been added, they just deter from the rest of the movie and waste a whole of time. Some of the lines in this movie are so bad that you will want to laugh out loud. Things you should do with your money before going to see this movie:

-Get a gallon and a half worth in gas. -Eat your money. -Give it away to a homeless person. -Wipe your *beep* with your money. -Clean your fish tank with your money. -Throw it in the trash.

The list just goes on and on.
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