2/10
There's a lot of wasted money making some movies.
12 December 2005
This had some of the worst acting in the annals of acting. The ship captain was a horrible actor. The main character was almost as bad, while he narrated his way through this $H*T (ala Tom Neal in 'Detour'). There was a goof who played a ghost of the mansions master; and he was just that, a goof. The dungeon woman with plaster on her face (an idea of making her look weird) did one of the worst dying efforts I've ever seen, when getting stabbed by, a letter opener? from the token beauty. And the music, sometimes, seemed like it came from a b-western. The only good part (if you want to decide to laugh at this movie) was the black servant who looked to be dressed like Mrs. Santa Claus when she was in her hot-to-trot days. Unfortunately, he was pretty bad at dying, too, after the master (the old man who proved to be in better physical condition then the strapping black dude-during their pursuit of the main idiot character and the beauty) shot Mrs. hot-to-trot while he was pooped out - talking with his face in the dirt. I think this was made by some guys in Sandusky, Ohio: using Lake Erie as an ocean, and having fun with thinking they were somebody.
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