Gangland (2001)
1/10
How does no one tell the director to just flat out stop?
31 March 2006
Warning: Spoilers
I was not sure exactly how to rate this movie. Although I thought that it was quite possibly the worst film I have ever seen, I watched every minute crying with laughter. This is definitely one of those so-bad its amazing movies.

Here are a few of the most hilarious parts: 1) 10 men armed with machine guns continually use them as billyclubs rather than firearms.

2) The scientist looks EXACTLY like Phil Hartman's SNL character "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer" 3) Damien, a gangleading villain that looks more like a pedophile than a gang member 4) Lucifer, the main villain, needs a scientist to do his tests for the plaque cure; However, infusing 25 DNA samples of former warriors in order to create the greatest superwarrior is fully within his scientific abilities 5) The superwarrior that he creates does not have a voice, rather, he exudes a growl which sounds like a rabid dog 6) The feather covered shoulderpads that Lucifer rocks 7) The most pointless boob shots.

8) Ice T's pulse testing technique 9) What the hell was going on with the death of Lucifer??? 10) Sasha Mitchell could not help but let out a few "Step-by-Step" style giggles and "waooahh"s If you intend to enjoy a good action flick, rent absolutely any other movie on that shelf at the Blockbuster. HOWEVER if you and some buddies are sitting around looking for a good laugh, pick this one up.
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