Review of Hotel

Hotel (2004)
1/10
Worst movie ever?
29 June 2006
Warning: Spoilers
If you ever see this movie, prepare for the dullest, least interesting, most event less, technically faulty movie maybe you'll ever see. This movie is, with all due respect for the author, crap. The outline for the movie sounds pretty interesting, but don't be fooled. It's about a German girl who gets a receptionist job at a hotel, and that's all there is to it. On the back of the DVD case it says "Thriller / Horror - Age rating: 15 years" (at least in Sweden it did), which just seems like a desperate attempt in convincing you to rent this awful movie.

During the film, nothing of interest happens. There is no horror at all (besides a few crappy attempts on making illusionary scenes), the love story included is so dull and unskillfully executed that you just don't care and the characters have absolutely no depth. Believe me when I say that this movie contains worse acting, lightning, story, camera and characters than ANYTHING you'll ever see on public television. It's an utter disaster.

More on the characters, the main character is so incredibly dull that you have absolutely no sympathy for her, the side characters add nothing to the story and the dialog in between characters would've been better removed.

To conclude, I hate ordinary Hollywood movies (with a few exceptions of course) that are filled with clichés and bad movie-making. I guess that's why I rented this movie, to experience a different kind of hotel horror movie, but anything cliché and made-only-for- the-money would've been waaay better than this. I advise you to stay as far from this movie as you possibly can.
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