I haven't seen anything more boring and less inspired in years. Wooden dialogs without any content, flat characters, pretentiousness all the way through. The cast is promising - the film is not. If anybody dares to compare this to a Guy Ritchie piece - forget about it. It's a wannabe. Production design is very lame (esp. Abe's van), although there's an apparent try to get a cool look - the guys who made this movie just aren't - cool, I mean. Stadler's directing is uninspired and foul. He should have stayed with commercials instead of wasting (other people's time and money). Oldman hasn't been that bad in centuries. If you think about watching this piece of crap - ask yourself first, why it wasn't released throughout the last two years (besides the premiere and a couple of DVD's with Finnish subtitles.