1/10
Horror? No. Animal Torture? Yes.
4 October 2006
Warning: Spoilers
I'll keep it short. This is not one of the scariest movies ever. This movie isn't scary, period. You will not be scared by this movie.

What you may be, is disgusted. What passes for horror in this movie is shock, and instead of seeing anything even remotely resembling a scary story or scary scenes, you will see animals being dismembered, cut up, mutilated.

I'm not a member of PETA, I eat steak. But in this movie you will see a muskrat get split open, a giant turtle get cut apart piece by piece, a jaguar shot, and so on. These aren't special effects, there is no "there were no animals hurt during the making of..." notice, there isn't anything special about this movie...don't be fooled.

When taking a break from their porno/blair witch style "plot", you get some nonsensical ramblings about cannibalism, some HORRIBLE acting, some third grade style camera-work, and when you're about to be bored to death, they start to cut up an animal or too.

The people who like this movie? The same people who watch video of kittens getting microwaved or other animal torture.

Take my advice, and skip this movie.
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