Review of Stormbreaker

Stormbreaker (2006)
3/10
Like Roadrunner...
26 November 2006
Remember the Roadrunner cartoon? Where Willy the Coyote masterminded the most ridiculous plans just got get a mouthful of the Roadrunner? Remember how annoying it became when the Roadrunner always escaped and got back to the coyote because of a ridiculous amount of luck? Remember how much you wanted Roadrunner to die a horrid death in agony, seeing the coyote enjoying its well deserved dinner? Well, seeing this movie made those memories come back. The only excitement I could feel was when HOPING the evil badguy could just get rid of the gay looking teen agent with one quick bullet to the head. But, like the Roadrunner he just fools around until he saves the day by sheer luck, again and again until it becomes truly annoying.

The main character is as shallow as a glass of water, and as likable as icecream with ketchup.

This is an utter piece of politically correct crap for kids under 7 years old. If you have to see a kids movie with your kids, this is not the one, unless you need some sleep. And even then you are gambling the kids wont start nagging you to leave the theatre during your nap, because they are bored by the movie.
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