between skarsgard dropping f-bombs left and right and the troll bowling with human heads on a mountainside, i'd say the 13th warrior wipes the floor with this movie. almost unwatchable. all the praise below is from canadians that see maybe 1 movie a year and must appreciate each one accordingly. oh and don't get me started on this polley chick, she gives quite possibly the worst performance i've ever seen and appears to have rehearsed for this movie at a las vegas nightclub. looks like i need 10 lines of text to finish this review, although this movie isn't worth writing that much, but one other thought i will give is that this DVD would make an excellent coaster or possibly a mirror for a poor child in a 3rd world country. i would only pray he doesn't slip, fall, and drop this thing into a DVD player and be subjected to this debacle of a movie because sarah polley's acting alone might cause an uprising and further national strife.
Review of Beowulf & Grendel
