Review of Black Dahlia

Black Dahlia (2006 Video)
My High School Theatre Class could've done better
14 January 2007
I too, accidentally rented this video. I made it about 15 minutes into the movie, before I had absolutely laughed so hard at the poor acting and props that I hurt myself. When I realized that this movie indeed had the INTENTION of evoking fear, I admit, I laughed harder. I returned to my nearest blockbuster within 45 minutes and the woman behind the counter knew the drill- I showed her the DVD I had rented, she smiled knowingly and pointed to the movie I had intended to rent on the wall. How this film actually made it into a blockbuster still amazes me. Whoever was involved in this production should be taunted repeatedly until they are so overwhelmed with embarrassment that they never again even try to AUDITION for another part. If you were the camera man, the director, heck even the fake plastic arm they dance around with to techno music (no I'm not kidding...) should find a new career. Swallow your pride: Your parents were right. You will amount to nothing.

Please, if you are reading this, and you were involved in the making of this film, you need to go back and get your college degree. You should never, ever, even remotely consider ever involving your talents in another movie... ever.
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