BE IT KNOWN, there may be comments considered SPOILERS in this comment. I laughed so much watching this movie! I remember when I was much younger, I thought it was a kick-ass action flick. Not today! It has some of the cheesiest dialog of any action movie. The lines by the criminals are what make this film great. When confronted with stealing Paul Kersey's car, the thug says, "Time to die..." In preparing for his next robbery another says, "I'm a little short on cash, I'm going to have to make a house call" and after the poor Jewish man's gun is taken away, the big muscled thug is stealing the TV and claims, "Now we can come in here anytime we want..ANYTIME WE WANT!" Thankfully these comic no-gooders actions will soon come to an end. Paul Kersey, now a full time vigilante, is there to help. Instead of putting up some bars over the window or giving the folks a new gun, he rigs up some board-spring contraption to hit intruders in the face as they enter. My question would have been, "What if two of them break in? The other guy might use this board to beat me!" Another thought, "If the robber loses his two front teeth, will he abandon the robbery or just come in and kick my ass for putting up the springy-board thing in the first place?" This movie is so fun to rip apart because it is so easy! In the final war zone scenes of the movie, a group of motorcycle riders meet their end when residents raise a chain up across the road. What if these were "good guys" on their way home after getting word that somebody was running around with a heavy caliber machine gun shooting up the neighborhood? Ah, I could go on and on, but I won't. I love this movie for how bad it is!
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