This movie is easily among the ten worst I have ever seen. It has absolutely no redeeming qualities. It's so bad it's past good and back to bad again, only worse. There is no way I can possibly convey in words just how bad this movie is.
Oh, and I can't even begin to imagine what (if anything) goes on in the minds of people who claim to enjoy this movie. It's certainly possible that their brains were completely atrophied in the 111 minutes of their lives they spent in front of this complete waste of celluloid. Such is the potential danger of watching this movie in a state even resembling sobriety (or consciousness for that matter).
This movie is worse than all the worst moments of all the worst Christmas movies strung together. In the name of all that is holy, please do not watch this movie. I've done all I can. If you still insist in watching this steaming pile of, um, really foul stuff, may god have mercy on your soul.
Oh, and I can't even begin to imagine what (if anything) goes on in the minds of people who claim to enjoy this movie. It's certainly possible that their brains were completely atrophied in the 111 minutes of their lives they spent in front of this complete waste of celluloid. Such is the potential danger of watching this movie in a state even resembling sobriety (or consciousness for that matter).
This movie is worse than all the worst moments of all the worst Christmas movies strung together. In the name of all that is holy, please do not watch this movie. I've done all I can. If you still insist in watching this steaming pile of, um, really foul stuff, may god have mercy on your soul.