Copper Mountain (1983 TV Movie)
1/10
Slayer than Christmas
23 January 2008
Warning: Spoilers
I would prefer to staple my fagina (which I would have to grow first), than watch this festering gunt scab of a film (again).

I literally wigged out and had to turn it off (with my toe) after consuming marajuana. If I was pregnant, I dare say the child would not have survived the associated noise.

Despite this, I have seen the venereal masterpiece several times. I am about to watch it again. Gunt save me.

Billy Frankenstein is a movie I have not seen, stay tuned for a review shortly.

Copper Mountain 2 (otherwise known as the apocalypse; see "Revelations") is due out my armhole this fall.

Seriously, watch this film, it is an absurd (absurb) truth that Jim Carrey's career continued after this atrocity. WHAT PHUCKING MOVIE RUNS LESS THAN AN HOUR (besides bambi, which was totally sweet {and sad}).

Ps. I put the bop in the bop shoowop shoowop.

Pps. This movie is awesome and you can get it from ebay fairly cheap, and is absolutely a steal if you can score it for under $30
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