1/10
I can't believe how awful this is.
1 February 2008
Let me state for the record that I love movies, and I watch movies all the time. Fantasy, drama, horror, suspense, romance, sci-fi, you name it. This is one movie that I just couldn't watch all the way through. I knew this movie wasn't going to be that great, but man was I OVER-estimating this pile of crap.

Horrible, horrible directing to good actors makes, for one movie at least, horrible horrible actors. Ray Liota should have NEVER done this movie. Same for Statham. LeeLee, well, she's not really that great an actress in the first place, so...

John Rhys-Davies : I am saddened by your choice to be in this movie. You are one of my favorite actors, and you have just put the worst credit of your career into the books.

The music was just god awful. Same with the costumes, especially the goblin-wannabes. The most obvious rubber suits I've seen since black and white movies.

I don't normally comment on movies, but this one is just crap garbage. Uwe needs to be thrown out on his ass and black listed from EVER doing movies again. I mean, c'mon. How the hell do you bank roll the WORST director ever? Look at his history. Bomb after bomb after bomb. The deusche bag hasn't had a real money maker since, well, NEVER!
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