Jaws 3-D (1983)
1/10
Jaws 3: Audience 0.
16 August 2008
Warning: Spoilers
This film is about a man who is afraid of sharks. He decides to work in a marina so he can put himself in as much danger as possible with other marine life.

One day, a gigantic rubber shark decides to enter the park to see the sights and stuff. Brody Junior realises this and spends the rest of the movie in the water.

Anyway, after all the nerve biting tension and thrills, the shark is destroyed and they all live happily ever after in 3D.

It's strange how a film can claim to have three dimensions when every character in it only has one...

This trashy, thrown together mess is an embarrassment to the series. How far we have come from great dialogue, great performances and iconic thrills to this piece of nondescript tosh.

Then again, it was directed by Alan Smithee's uncles cousins brother in law, twice removed. So the results were inevitable.
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