I think that everything I wanted to say has been stated by other reviewers: bad plot, bad editing, bad directing, badddddd acting, bad lines (they have ruined Ms. May's career).
I swear, I watched this film in about three sittings. I fell asleep in all but the last. I laughed so much at certain points that I had to wonder if I was suddenly becoming sadistic and evil or if the movie was really that bad. I mean, "Direct Contact" says action, but I was thoroughly amused/in shock/bored by the acting and the lines...
For example:
The love scene - hello! Where did that come from? The spiraling fire in the warehouse ms. may's sudden bravado at the end The grenade launch of the bad guy out the window with his pieces flying in slow motion The various races and crashing and blowing up The kidnapping Ms. May's lines - God awful!
Anyway...I hate to do the negative criticism thing, so I'll conclude by saying that this was highly entertaining by virtue of its awfulness.
Still love you Dolph (_:
I swear, I watched this film in about three sittings. I fell asleep in all but the last. I laughed so much at certain points that I had to wonder if I was suddenly becoming sadistic and evil or if the movie was really that bad. I mean, "Direct Contact" says action, but I was thoroughly amused/in shock/bored by the acting and the lines...
For example:
The love scene - hello! Where did that come from? The spiraling fire in the warehouse ms. may's sudden bravado at the end The grenade launch of the bad guy out the window with his pieces flying in slow motion The various races and crashing and blowing up The kidnapping Ms. May's lines - God awful!
Anyway...I hate to do the negative criticism thing, so I'll conclude by saying that this was highly entertaining by virtue of its awfulness.
Still love you Dolph (_: