It was that bad! I've seen some terrible horror movies in my time, but this was the absolute worst!
First of all, the plot did not make anysense. Why would Dracula want to impregnate a human woman to make arace of "super vampires?" Their offspring would obviously be half-human. And the guy who played Dracula was awful. No offense to heavier people, but Dracula was described as tall and thin. This actor,Andrew whatever his name was, just did not fit the part. He looked like a washed-up WWF pro wrestler. He struggled with his fangs through the movie and I thought that he was going to 1) spit them out or 2) swallow them. The actress who played Elizabeth seemed like a Valley Girl who, you know, was shopping at the mall for some kewl clothes and uh, got lost at the mall and wandered into the home of umm, this really creepy, fat vampire dude. And what was the point of the scene with "Bram Stoker" (Wes Ramsey)and the French-speaking people who were trying to kill him? They were talking about the guillotine, and the Revolution had ended a century before! They definitely needed to get out more.
The only bright point in this awful mess was Wes Ramsey. He is handsome and personable and does have talent. Quick Wes, cross this off your resume and find a new agent!
First of all, the plot did not make anysense. Why would Dracula want to impregnate a human woman to make arace of "super vampires?" Their offspring would obviously be half-human. And the guy who played Dracula was awful. No offense to heavier people, but Dracula was described as tall and thin. This actor,Andrew whatever his name was, just did not fit the part. He looked like a washed-up WWF pro wrestler. He struggled with his fangs through the movie and I thought that he was going to 1) spit them out or 2) swallow them. The actress who played Elizabeth seemed like a Valley Girl who, you know, was shopping at the mall for some kewl clothes and uh, got lost at the mall and wandered into the home of umm, this really creepy, fat vampire dude. And what was the point of the scene with "Bram Stoker" (Wes Ramsey)and the French-speaking people who were trying to kill him? They were talking about the guillotine, and the Revolution had ended a century before! They definitely needed to get out more.
The only bright point in this awful mess was Wes Ramsey. He is handsome and personable and does have talent. Quick Wes, cross this off your resume and find a new agent!