1/10
This is not a movie, it's not even a poor excuse ! It's a sick joke !
2 May 2010
Warning: Spoilers
For sure there must be reviewers here sent by the movie companies, because this "movie" has a score above a 0 or 1. This is the biggest shame in JCVD's career. I don't know what is wrong with him, is he really this much in need of money that he would star in such a worthless "movie".

Some key points:

There is no real plot, none at all. The whole movie makes no sense, at least I didn't get it. The whole thing is filmed in a large warehouse, probably rented out for very cheap. JCVD is more advanced than the other cyborgs because he can use pipes as weapons, the other ones are too stupid to be able to use weapons (except the one who can use knives). The dialogue is horrible, who wrote this script ? The bad guy doesn't make any sense, he doesn't even say much, JCVD doesn't even let him, probably because the script writers couldn't come up with anything for him to say. Seriously the bad guy only says something like: "I have to tell you something", then JCVD throws him out a window and climbs down. The bad guy says: "Hey come here, I gotta tell you something.", then JCVD throws him through a wall. The bad guy says: "Hey, man, I gotta say something", then ... again and again, ending in JCVD shoving a pipe into his head just as he was about to say the something. WTF !!! WTF ?!?!?!!?!?

I have to end it here, there's not much more I can say about how terrible this movie is. If you want to watch it go ahead, but you'll wish you hadn't. I suppose I should have looked at the deteriorating trend of this series and figured how terrible this one must be.
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