I spotted this DVD while browsing the new releases at my local Block Buster chain. The thing that caught my eye was the name 'Jason Mewes' listed as one of the stars. I quickly grabbed it, and read the plot synopsis on the back. It sounded funny, and it had Jason Mewes.
I'm a huge Smith fan, and anything with Mewes in it should be worth my time.
So, I rented it. Eager to see Mewes in a different environment than a New Jersey suburb, I slid it into the DVD player, and sat down. The first thing that crossed me was the first trailer. A trailer for a soft-core porno.
So, I started the movie. Ron Jeremy, one of the supposed 'stars' made a brief cameo in the clearly scripted prologue. Scottie Pippen's scene was also very short.
One thing that this disgusting movie ingrained into my memory was Gary Coleman's penis. Thanks. I needed to see that.
**Spoilers**
The thing that really angered me about this abomination was Mewes. I was hoping to see Mewes as one of the mascots, and he apparently was one. The Sheriff, who doesn't speak or remove his head, was Mewes. In actuality, it was some other guy in the costume, and when everyone is arrested for beating up Scottie Pippen, he removes his head. It is Mewes, one of the 'stars' of this movie. He says at most 3 lines, and is never seen again.
**No More Spoilers**
This movie was one of the worst things I've ever laid eyes on. Do not watch it if you picked it up for Jason Mewes, Ron Jeremy or Scottie Pippen.
I'm a huge Smith fan, and anything with Mewes in it should be worth my time.
So, I rented it. Eager to see Mewes in a different environment than a New Jersey suburb, I slid it into the DVD player, and sat down. The first thing that crossed me was the first trailer. A trailer for a soft-core porno.
So, I started the movie. Ron Jeremy, one of the supposed 'stars' made a brief cameo in the clearly scripted prologue. Scottie Pippen's scene was also very short.
One thing that this disgusting movie ingrained into my memory was Gary Coleman's penis. Thanks. I needed to see that.
**Spoilers**
The thing that really angered me about this abomination was Mewes. I was hoping to see Mewes as one of the mascots, and he apparently was one. The Sheriff, who doesn't speak or remove his head, was Mewes. In actuality, it was some other guy in the costume, and when everyone is arrested for beating up Scottie Pippen, he removes his head. It is Mewes, one of the 'stars' of this movie. He says at most 3 lines, and is never seen again.
**No More Spoilers**
This movie was one of the worst things I've ever laid eyes on. Do not watch it if you picked it up for Jason Mewes, Ron Jeremy or Scottie Pippen.