So for those of you who want to know what's wrong with Hollywood, go see this movie. Thousands of screenwriters out here, another thousand "script analysts," and Hollywood decides to produce what can only be one of the most horribly written stories ever. However, if you're looking for comedy, take heart. Because at all the wrong moments, you'll start laughing. Like when mayhem and destruction are going on all around you...time to start making out. That's what heroes do. They make out with the hot chick when the going gets tough. All these characters do is run from one potential hiding place to the next. And when they're not doing that, they argue about which potential hiding place to run to next. I hear a couple of top script analysts came in to fix this monstrosity. Who wants to bet that none of these top script analysts has ever sold a script...or ever even won a simple screen writing contest. Come on, you morons. There's a formula to these kinds of movies. Watch Independence Day and follow it. What a lame piece of garbage.
